1028. Some muggleborn students have parents who are very adamant about visiting Hogwarts. They want to see where they’re sending their children. Eventually, there are so many muggleborn and muggle raised half blood students that they hold an open house for first years’ parents.
being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you
you must be a heavy sleeper haha what the hell, this ask is all kinds of wrong for many many reasons. Cant say I believe it though :p
I’ve had a boyfriend that has sex in his sleep
imagine modern au marauders dog-shaming Sirius for getting out of hand in animagus form
how come every vampire in vampire stories is a hundred years old tho why cant we get a newbie vampire like
"how long have you been 17"
“about a year and a half actually its kinda trippy”